Halloween is the perfect time for spooky fun, but it’s also a great opportunity to lighten the mood with some hilarious jokes that are sure to make your little ones giggle. Whether you’re planning a Halloween party or just want to bring some fun into the spooky season, these kid-friendly jokes will do the trick (and treat!). Get ready for lots of cackles and belly laughs with these fun Halloween-themed jokes!
1. What do you call two witches who live together?
- Broom-mates. 🧙♀️🏠
2. What did the skeleton bring to the cookout?
- Spare ribs. 🍖💀
3. Who did Frankenstein bring to the prom?
- His ghoul-friend. 🧟♀️💃
4. What has hundreds of ears but can't hear a thing?
- A cornfield. 🌽👂
5. Where should you hide if you're being chased by a zombie?
- The living room. 🛋️🧟♂️
6. What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
- Peek-a-BOO. 👻🎮
7. Why did the vampire go to the dentist?
- Because he had bat breath! 🦇🦷
8. Where do witches park?
- In the broom closet. 🧹🚗
9. Why was the skeleton afraid of the dark?
- Because it had no guts. 🌑💀
10. What can you catch from a vampire in the winter?
- Frostbite. 🧛♂️❄️
11. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
- Because he had no body to go with him! 💀🎉
12. What kind of dog does Dracula have?
- A bloodhound! 🐕🧛♂️
13. Why did the vampire get a job at the blood bank?
- He wanted to make a withdrawal! 🧛♂️🏦
14. Why don’t mummies take vacations?
- They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind! 🧻✈️
15. What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
- Sham-boo! 👻🧴
16. What’s a ghost’s favorite game?
- Hide and shriek! 👻🎮
17. Why do witches wear name tags?
- So they know which witch is which! 🧙♀️📛
18. What did the jack-o'-lantern say to the pumpkin?
- Cut it out! 🎃🔪
19. How do monsters like their eggs?
- Terri-fried! 🧟🍳
20. What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit?
- Straw-berries! 🌾🍓
